Nova 93.7
Perth, Australia
31 May 2005NAT: Zac, Taylor, and Isaac from Hanson, they're all here.
NATHAN: PS: Isaac, the last time I saw you, you were on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. *laughs*
ISAAC: That's true!
TAYLOR: The last time we saw you, you were on Big Brother!
NATHAN: …getting kicked out cos Australia hates you! Now talk to me about Melissa Joan Hart.
ISAAC: Well, Melissa Joan Hart is, uh… she… *laughs* Do you want the dirt? Do you want the dirt? Cos I can give the dirt.
TAYLOR: Don't be that guy!
NATHAN: Cos I compare Melissa Joan Hart to Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy and Sabrina. And Buffy outweighs Sabrina.
ZAC: Here's the dirt: she doesn't really have magical powers.
NATHAN: Get out!
TAYLOR: It's complete bullshit.
NATHAN: Sorry, Zac, what? Are you joking?
TAYLOR: She cannot go to other dimensions, she cannot speak to the cat - the cat's an anamatronic.
NATHAN: Please tell me the aunties aren't real, please.
ISAAC: Actually, they're not. They're all CPI.
NATHAN: I remember your episode, I'm gonna walk you through it. You're in a soup kitchen.
TAYLOR: So, so, you're on the WB, do you TiVo all those shows?
NATHAN: Honest to God, I just caught this episode of Sabrina.
TAYLOR: Oh suuuure!
NATHAN: No, I did! Honestly, I was watching it and next thing you were walking up as a surprise date!
ISAAC: Yes, that's right. Well, I did actually date… uh, you know…
NATHAN: You don't even know her name!
ISAAC: Roxie, that was it. That was it. I dated her…
ZAC: In the show.
ISAAC: See, I've dated so many women, it's hard to remember.
NAT: Roxie was the one that played Punky Brewster, wasn't it?
NATHAN: Yeah, by Soleil Moon Frye or something.
ISAAC: Soleil Moon Frye, yes. She's actually really nice.
NATHAN: Yeah, she is, and she perked up well, didn't she?
ISAAC: She's cute, yeah.
NATHAN: Amazing little breasts…
ISAAC: They're not little.
NATHAN: Well, you've dated her! I wouldn't know! We were talking about your fans a minute ago, right? I was talking to one of my mates yesterday. He works on a farm, okay, which is in the outback.
TAYLOR: What does he farm?
NATHAN: Ah reef or something, I don't know. I don't ask him what he does! But he's on this farm, his name's Stubs, and I say to his mom, "I'm going to be interviewing Hanson" and he got so excited. He's been following you guys to the point where he told me to go onto your website and check out the new photos. Which I did. Now, I checked out the new photos…
TAYLOR: But you already had it on all your screensavers and stuff.
NAT: In a frame by his bed.
NATHAN: Next to my Sabrina the Teenage Witch books.
ISAAC: Hang on, can I pause really quick? Your friend's name is Stubs?
NATHAN: Stubs, yeah. I think his name is Stubonia or something.
ZAC: Just leave it at that. Don't even… there's not a joke there!
NATHAN: Actually, there is a joke there!
TAYLOR: You don't have to say anything!
ISAAC: I'm not sure that we can say it on radio!
TAYLOR: So what'd Stubs say?
NATHAN: He said that you guys are absolutely brilliant and the funniest thing is, this guy's 29, like a flannel wearing, diesel drinking guy and yeah, he sat there and said, "You gotta see this new website," he's pointing me to your photos, so I went there and I look at your photos. I want to ask you a question about photos. Have you ever had a really bad photo shoot?
TAYLOR: Oh, yes. We despise photo shoots.
NATHAN: Cos when you're in a photo shoot though you guys are in Rolling Stone or something. What do you do?
TAYLOR: Well, you give people really deep, glaring looks so that the photos just suck. And then they're forced to take the photos that you'd like to take instead of the stupid photos, or the photos that you'd prefer not to take.
NATHAN: Cos we've been out in the social pages quite a lot and Natalie and I often see photos and go, "Ooh." That's what happens when humans melt.
NAT: It was one of us posing on a boat that no one needed to see.
TAYLOR: They should allow you to send the photos in of the paparazzi and actually airbrush them yourself.
NATHAN: Yes! Photoshop is such a good program!
TAYLOR: "Hey, we took this photo of you wiping your butt at the 7-11." "Oh, okay, I'll try to make sure I cover up the -"
NATHAN: How old are you now though, quickly?
ZAC: 19.
ISAAC: 24.
TAYLOR: I can't even tell you because it's totally pointless.
NAT: He's 46.
TAYLOR: Last time you saw me I was 14 and I have two children, it's just absolutely embarrassing.
NATHAN: That's sick!
NAT: That's very rock & roll!
TAYLOR: Coming from straight off of Big Brother, so.
NATHAN: I can't believe I poked a father with a stick!
NAT: That was a little wrong. Thanks for joining us guys!